自己很喜欢的一首歌-

Linkin Park - Numb
I'm tired of being what you want me to be
Feeling so faithless lost under the surface
Don't know what you're expecting of mePut under the pressure of walking in your shoes
(Caught in the undertow just caught in the undertow)
Every step I take is another mistake to you
(Caught in the undertow just caught in the undertow)
I've b.e so numb I can't feel you there
I've b.e so tired so much more aware
I've b.ing this all I want to do
Is be more like me and be less like you
Can't you see that you're smothering me
Holding too tightly afraid to lose control
Cause everything that you thought
I would beHas fallen apart right in front of you
(Caught in the undertow just caught in the undertow)
Every step that I take is another mistake to you
(Caught in the undertow just caught in the undertow)
And every second I waste is more than I can take
I've b.e so numb I can't feel you there
I've b.e so tired so much more aware
I've b.ing this all I want to do
Is be more like me and be less like you
And I knowI may end up failing too
But I knowYou were just like me with someone disappointed in you
I've b.e so numb I can't feel you there
I've b.e so tired so much more aware
I've b.ing this all I want to doIs be more like me and be less like you
I've b.e so numb I can't feel you there
Is everything what you want me to be
I've b.e so numb I can't feel you there
Is everything what you want me to be
YES， NUMB， WILL U BE NUMB??

翻到死！！

有一戶潘姓人家，長輩過世。家祭時，請來了一位鄉音很重的老先生來當司儀。訃聞是這麼寫的：孝男：潘根科, 孝媳：池氏， 孝孫女：潘良慈 ,孝孫：潘道時但這位老先生老眼昏花又發音不標準。當他照著訃聞唱名時，凡是字面上有三點水的或左邊部首都漏掉沒看到。於是就給他念成這樣子：「孝男，翻……跟……斗……」孝男一聽，直覺得很奇怪，但又不敢問，於是就翻了一個跟斗接著又說：「孝媳，也……是……」孝媳一聽：「我也要翻啊？」於是孝媳也翻了一個跟斗。 再來：「孝孫女，翻兩次。」孝孫女一聽，想想爸媽都翻了，我也翻吧！於是就翻了兩個跟斗此時孝孫心想：「老爸、老媽都各翻一次，姐姐也翻兩次，那麼我要翻幾次？」心裡想著想著就開始緊張了：「怎麼辦？」只見老先生扯開喉嚨，大聲念出：「孝孫……翻……到……死……」

笑笑开心一下！